All I need to know in life, I learned from my horse

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  1. Eat plenty of roughage.
  2. Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere.
  3. Big brown eyes help too.
  4. When you want your own way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
  5. Act dumb when faced with a task you don't wat to do.
  6. Follow the herd. That way you won't get singled out to take the blame.
  7. In times of crises - take a poop!
  8. A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
  9. Love those who love you back, especially if they give you something good to eat.
  10. When in doubt, run far, far away.
  11. You can never have too many treats.
  12. Passing cas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
  13. New shoes are an absolute necessity every six weeks.
  14. Ignore cues -- they're just a prompt to do more work.
  15. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
  16. Never run when you can jog.
  17. Never jog when you can walk.
  18. Never walk when you can stand still.
  19. Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day and sleeping the rest.

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Published October 1999 NorthWest Breyer Horse Club Newsletter. (ma)
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Equinealities in place since 1997, Section in place 2001, Updated 1/27/2019
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