Your non-horsey friend gives you a funny look after glancing into the backseat of your car, and you realize he/she has noticed your whips and spurs.

Someone says, "Do you have a screwdriver?" and you hand them a hoofpick.

You poke your honey in the ribs, saying "Over," in the kitchen.

You run your tongue over your back molars and idly wonder if they need to be floated.

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